6 Parts of Wedding Planning That Men Secretly Love

If you ask me, wedding traditions are bullshit. They?re designed to celebrate the bride, which is nice, but they?re borne from a time when brides were regarded like porcelain figurines?too fragile to exist without a man?s supervision. Even today, brides are typically escorted into the ceremony by one man and then handed away at the altar to another. And she?ll do this while dressed in virginal white (uh, yeah, virgin?).

It feels kinda, I dunno,